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2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL




Width, in
20.00
22.01
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
34.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



Soft, cozy, and quietly humorous — this crewneck wraps you in warm, lived-in comfort while wearing a wink. The heathered fabric and relaxed, classic fit make it an easy layer for school runs, holiday chaos, or late-night cookie-baking. A playful hand-lettered design reads “all is CALM” with a sketched tree and the subline “said no mom ever,” so the sweatshirt feels like a little nod between the wearer and their everyday, beautiful mess. Durable double-needle stitching and a ribbed collar keep the silhouette tidy through many washes. Slip it on when you want comfort that looks thoughtful and a design that says you’re in on the joke.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly 8.0 oz medium-heavy fleece for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for shape retention
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Embroidered or printed decoration options; DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX dyes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean