S
M
L
XL
2XL




Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
23.98
25.98


Length, in
27.99
28.98
30.00
30.98
32.01


Sleeve length, in
25.00
25.51
25.98
26.50
27.01


Size tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00



This long-sleeve tee carries a bold, unapologetic holiday attitude with a playful, rebellious graphic at its heart. The soft-but-substantial vintage-feel cotton lays flat and warm against the skin, while the classic fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette familiar and comfortable. Knit in one piece without side seams, it’s clean and smooth across the torso and resists twisting, and shoulder tape helps maintain structure so the shirt keeps its shape wear after wear. The design sits centered on the chest and reads like a cheeky declaration—made for anyone who leans into dark humor during festive gatherings or wants to stand out at casual winter hangouts. Runs slightly small; consider sizing up for a relaxed fit.

Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight, 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; fiber content varies by color (mostly 100% cotton)
- Runs smaller than usual — size up for a roomier fit

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron