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Width, in
20.00
22.01
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
34.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a wry, introverted sense of humor—bold white lettering reads “Some things are better left alone like me, for instance,” on a rich heathered burgundy background. The midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial and warm without being bulky. Tubular knit construction and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. Subtle, durable details—double-needle stitching, tear-away neck label, and OEKO-TEX certified dyes—make it something you’ll reach for on slow mornings, late-night walks, or quiet weekends at home. The design speaks to people who appreciate deadpan humor and low-key style; it settles into the wardrobe as an honest, wearable statement rather than a showy slogan.

Product features
- Soft midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for durability
- Embroidery options at chest or wrists; DTG/DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; safety and environmental compliance
- Gray tear-away label for comfort; classic crewneck fit with clean silhouette

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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